i can do nothing. 

jouirmoi:

people who borrow your pen and then start chewing on it
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ikenbot:

“weren’t you wearing that shirt yesterday?”

(via mckardashian)

amoying:

penguinize:

amoying:

penguinize:

16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO

THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS

stay in school kids…

(via laughcentre)

zackisontumblr:

i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand

(via laughcentre)

  • me: hey mum, lets say you die.
  • mum: ok
  • me: if you could get buried with one thing in the enitre world what would it be?
  • mum:
  • mum: you
  • mum: If I'm going down I'm taking you with me
tylerthebassist:

Shout out to the guy in the back who seems really unsure about his life.

tylerthebassist:

Shout out to the guy in the back who seems really unsure about his life.

(via laughcentre)

laugh-addict:

People who wear band t-shirts but don’t listen to the band

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niknak79:

One of us doesn’t belong here

niknak79:

One of us doesn’t belong here

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ms-solo-dolo:

r u fuckin kidding me

ms-solo-dolo:

r u fuckin kidding me

(via pohtato)