trust:

me: it’s too hot

me: *opens window*

*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*

(via toxxygen)

valentinostclaire:

Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?

(via dazzid)

thatspiderboy:

Reblogging your friends hot selfies to show them off like

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commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

(via bansheeet)

thefinnishgypsy:

LMFAAAOOO AWWWWWW OMG HAHAHAHA HE REACHES FOR HIS PARENTS HAND IN FEAR LIKE HE KNOWS SOMETHING IS COMING HAHAHAHA

thefinnishgypsy:

LMFAAAOOO AWWWWWW OMG HAHAHAHA HE REACHES FOR HIS PARENTS HAND IN FEAR LIKE HE KNOWS SOMETHING IS COMING HAHAHAHA

(via i-suck-dick)

abrotion:

abrotion:

listen my aunt has a glittery toilet seat its so pretty i want to show u guys but thats weird

i dont care LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS

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seanbeanwillriseagain:

221b-merlindoctor:

ahhshleymarie:

the-perks-of-loving-tyler-oakley:

ms-marauder-inlove:

fappuclno:

GOD IT WAS LIKE I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH HELL

the little infinity

JESUS CHRIST

FUCK

IT HAS RETURNED

(via alohomora-221b)

officialwhitegirls:

*tries to make a joke on this website* 

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communistbakery:

Steal her look - Tish Simmonds
Abercrombie & Fitch Cotton New York Tee - $12.99
Leaderproducts Woolshed Broom (Blue) - $19.99 (x2)
Mum’s Car - priceless

communistbakery:

Steal her look - Tish Simmonds

  • Abercrombie & Fitch Cotton New York Tee - $12.99
  • Leaderproducts Woolshed Broom (Blue) - $19.99 (x2)
  • Mum’s Car - priceless

(via fuckingfunny)