darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

(via arghtheresalwaysaconflict)

bootycap:

i wanted to post the full sized version of this
and also here’s a transparent dorito

bootycap:

i wanted to post the full sized version of this

and also here’s a transparent dorito

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(via laughinglout)

bucky-barnes-booty:

lasttostrike:

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

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ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

THIS IS EVIL

(via laughinglout)

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

(via dutchster)

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(via esmeyye)

r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via laughbitches)

when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

grawly:

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(via daat-ass)

onlylolgifs:

If video game lag was in real life

onlylolgifs:

If video game lag was in real life

(via laughbitches)